St Patrick's School Production

Presented by: St Patrick's School

After a disastrous school inspection visit, St Dither’s has been labelled "Average" and now faces the threat of closure. With only six weeks to turn things around, the governors hatch a drastic plan: instead of improving the existing school, they’ll replace the head and most of the pupils with "super-talented" individuals! To make the transformation complete, they also recruit a new staff lineup—celebrities from the world of entertainment.

Leading the charge is the new head teacher, Simon Trowel, determined to turn St Dithers into a talent factory for future reality TV stars. Joining him are the eccentric "super-teachers" from the world of showbiz: Will.I.Was, Cherri Cola, Dusty Barrel, Bruno Macaroni, and Craig Rebel-Cardboard. Adding to the chaos are Bant and Beck, the dynamic northern comedy duo. But when the original staff and pupils fight back, hilarity ensues in this high-energy, feel-good production!